Everyone's Favourite Noun

Damn

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MySpace Codes

hanch!

You know Facebook allows anyone to create groups for people to join and/or be fans of..you know like "I stay up late for no reason" group, "I hate feeling broke" group, "Anti-Mats and floating caps" group, "Anti Minahs and kening" group etc etc..

I'd love to set up a few of my own:

I hate people who walk slowly and block other people behind them group. (I think this group exists in FB)

I hate people who block the entrance of lifts, doors and escalators in shopping malls or any public areas for that matter group.

I hate people who think they're always right group.

I hate people who are socially inept group.

I hate people who SMS while their walking and expect others to give way to them group.

I hate people who say they're not hungry and refuse to buy food yet dares to eat MY food group.

I hate people who splurge the whole month's salary for a designer bag and have 0 cash for food group. (which results them to automatically be in the group above.)

I hate people who continue to yak on despite knowing I am not interested in what they have to say group.

I hate PRCs who don't bathe and still dare to go out in public group.

I hate PRCs/Fillipinos who talk loudly in public group.

I hate PRCs who don't bathe and talk loudly in public group.

I hate female PRCs who sit on their boyfriends' laps in the MRT group. (seriously..it's a very stomach churning sight)

I hate parents who let their spawn run around in public places group.

I hate parents who let their spawn scream in public places group.

I hate parents who let their spawn scream and run around in public places group.

I hate parents who make their child(ren) kiasu like themselves group.

These are just some ideas at the top of my head. Any resemblance to any person(s) dead or alive is purely coincidental. Really.

Conversational Implicature much?

Context of situation: Boy and Girl who knows each other through friends of friends (FOAF, FYI, if ya didn't know) bump into each other along some random corridor in school.

Boy: Oh Hi _________ (insert name)

Girl: *flushes in embarrasment* Oh..Hi to you too __________ (insert name)

Boy smiles and walks away.

Girl (thinking to herself): OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGGGG..He said hi! OMG (this continues for about 1,375,890 more times). I can't believe it. I think he likes me. Or maybe he loves me but is too shy to tell me or my friend ___________ (insert name). OMG..what should I say when the time comes when he will ask me to be his girlfriend? I think I'll just go with the flow..you know..play down the act a little bit so I won't come across as being desperate. Oh man, but he's such a good catch!!! He's the star player in our school's soccer team! That physique, that muscular jawline and those cheekbones! Sigh! OMG, if he asks me to be his girlfriend I'll just say yes! Oh and then we can always get married at the Sapphire or Ruby hall at Siloso Beach in Sentosa!! OMG OMG! I've always wanted that toga off shoulder wedding dress! *squeals* OMG OMG...And our kids will be so tall like him, smart like me, athletic like him and have gorgeous hair like mine..OMG OMG I have to go tell ____________ (insert name) what just happened here.

Boy (in his head, of course): Daymn it's past lunchtime. Wonder if the canteen still has Chicken Cutlet with Butter Rice. Damn lecturer release us so late!

Happeepill to start your Monday

Here's a vid to welcome you to the new week :)

sunday

That's bf giving the thumbs up to the 4 inch heels (which he bought) while I suffered cramps in my hamstrings, gastrocnemius and soleus.